This
week, I’ve chosen not to write or comment on the many national tragedies and
drama going on in Nigeria.
Sincerely,
I’ve vowed never to utter a word or be dragged into the opprobrious national
dance between the Tukur/Jonathan led PDP and its new faction being championed
by Baraje and Atiku.
I’ve
also sworn never to get involved in the Taraba tango tearing returnee Suntai,
his deputy, Umar and the state’s House of Assembly apart.
Neither
will I say a word on the incessant killings and daily massacre of innocent and
defenceless Nigerians by Boko Haram, other outlawed sects, militants and armed
robbers.
Away
from the many man-made problems seriously threatening the peaceful co-existence
of our dear but badly battered and looted nation, permit me to share with you
my recent experience in Johannesburg, South Africa.
I
was in Nelson Mandela’s country for four days courtesy of Multi Choice Africa.
I was among the three Nigerian journalists specially chosen to cover the
recently concluded Big Brother: The Chase. It was my second visit to the land
of Madiba, whom South Africans are still praying and holding vigils for.
Of
course, Dillish Mathews, the girl from Namibia, a country of two million people
won. She surprisingly defeated two Nigerians, Beverly and even the competition’s
overwhelming favourite-Melvin. Well, today I won’t discuss how Nigeria was
schemed out of a glaring victory. Let alone giving an insight into the seen and
unseen hands that plotted against the Nigerian contenders in the Big Brother’s
house in South Africa.
I
promise you darling readers, it will be a special, shocking and revealing
package for another day. In fact, all the shenanigans, back stabbings and
abracadabra that led to our shocking ouster in the finals will be made
available to still angry and dazed Nigerians soon in your darling paper.
While
in South Africa, our very hospitable host, Multi Choice, whose biggest market
is Nigeria, lodged us at five star Garden Court hotel, in the heart of nouveau
riche Sandton City, Johannesburg. We usually move daily as a group in chauffeur-driven
vehicles to our various meeting places immediately after breakfast.
But
after two days we became bored with the almost perfect life and serene environment
of Sandton and decided to explore the other side of Johannesburg. It was an
expedition that truly opened my eyes to the ugly and ghetto side of cosmopolitan
Johannesburg.
This
adventurous move was suggested by the Namibian journalist, Rukee, a loquacious
lady and the ever bubbly Allen, a single father of one from Tanzania, in the
morning of the grand finale slated for the evening of Sunday, August 25. They
further suggested that it would be nice for us to shop for our loved ones,
since things were too exorbitant in opulent Sandton, known for its many
Ferraris.
Rukee,
quickly added that she had already informed one of her Namibian friends, Jack,
studying in Jacob Zuma’s nation to assist and equally be our tour guide.
We
boarded a train and met Jack, a tall, friendly and lanky fellow, whom I later
learnt was studying Drama for his masters at Witts university, at the Park
Station.
And
off we began our journey to the other side of Johannesburg, ingloriously
referred to as Down Town.
Sincerely,
prior to my visiting Down Town Joburg, as the inhabitants like to call it, I used
to think that Fashola’s Lagos was the only mega city with annoying and
conspicuous heaps of refuse dumps. What I saw there while trying to navigate my
way to the Indian-owned Oriental Plaza, was a child’s play when compared to
Lagos.
Never
knew a part of a mega city in Joburg could be that dirty and stinking. The
stench in some areas of the Down Town was so heavy that we had to cover our
noses for several minutes. Trust Rukee, when she could no longer bear the
stench oozing out of the equally dirty gutters and ubiquitous refuse heaps, she
angrily said: “I think our host deliberately chose to hide us in Sandton, so
that we won’t see, feel and write about the ugly side of Down Town Johannesburg…”
On
our way back from the shopping, which couldn’t hold because Oriental Plaza did
not open, Jack, who was excited and thrilled about showing us the hidden part
of Joburg, warned us to walk faster and hold our bags very tight while
approaching the notorious Down Town market. As if to add to our fears he
casually disclosed that snatching of bags from people, mostly ladies was a
common sight at the market. Immediately he dropped that line, the three ladies
on the journey with us further held tightly to their bags. This elicited
laughter from all of us, even though we were in a very tight corner.
The
market, which looks every inch like Oshodi, only that it stinks more, had
hawkers of different items struggling to sell their wares. Mary, my colleague
from Thisday, said the zany market environment reminded her of Aswani and
Katanguwa here in Lagos.
Jack
later told us a story of how some crazy guys living in dilapidated flats at
Down Town deliberately threw dirty water at him from their bathroom, for daring
to walk freely in their vicinity during his early days in Joburg.
Inside
the South African Airways plane that brought us home, a Nigerian woman resident
in South Africa, who sat next to me screamed when I told her I went shopping in
Down Town. She emphatically warned me never to embark on such a dangerous
adventure whenever I visit South Africa again. “Please, don’t ever try that
again, that place is very notorious, dangerous and full of bad boys,” she
warned.
Well
like Aldous Huxley said: “Experience is not what happens to you, it is what you
do with what happens to you.”
I’ve
promised myself that I’ll never dare go near Down Town when next I visit Joburg,
however the experience will always live with me.
Oh!
Did I tell you that my luggage got missing at Oliver Tambo International
Airport and was brought to my hotel after two days of waiting? That’s another
story for another day.
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