The Minister of Finance, Dr. Ngozi
Okonjo-Iweala, while confirming the figure during her presentation at the 2013
Ministerial Platform in Abuja, disclosed that the ghost workers were uncovered
in 215 of its ministries, departments and agencies.
It’s not enough to always bamboozle
and in most cases, entertain Nigerians with scary numbers of ghost workers,
without helping to find lasting solutions to their unending menace.
Madam Minister’s déjàvu announcement
was not the first time Nigerians would be inundated and bombarded with such
alarming figures of ghost workers in government parastatals, yet nothing
concrete has been done or put in place to stem the ugly tide.
What concerted effort has the
government made to arrest and prosecute those behind this thriving racket?
How many ‘ogas’ in these corrupt
ministries, departments and agencies had been caught, publicly disgraced and
sent to jail for feeding fat on our commonwealth? None to my knowledge.
And, year after year, government
Ministers like Madam Iweala will keep blocking our ear drums with stale tales
of ghost workers, without telling us how they are arresting and prosecuting the
perpetrators of this inglorious economic crime.
Or are the perpetrators also ghosts
like the so called ghost workers themselves? You never can tell, this is
Nigeria, where anything can happen.
The truth is that you cannot
continue to fool the people all the time and still expect them to continually
assume the “Siddon look” attitude. (Apologies to the late Bola Ige).
Enough of this yearly or is it quarterly
noise on ghost workers from both the federal and states government. Please,
sing us a new song and not this broken sound from some broken tongues feeding
fat on our patrimony.
Sorry Madam Minister, I beg to
disagree with you that the newly introduced Integrated Payroll and Personal
Information System (IPPIS) will put an end to the criminal case of ghost
workers in the country, especially at the federal level.
You people know exactly what to do
if truly the federal government wants to eradicate ghost workers with a final
seal on their thieving coffins.
I do not have confidence in this
IPPIS innovation and will never believe in its power to detect and destroy
ghosts working in government offices.
We are still living in Nigeria, a country
where policy somersault has graciously become the mantra of the day?
Soon, a new Minister or fresh
government will come and throw IPPIS away with some flimsy excuses. And before
you know it, the ‘ogas’ behind the thriving Ghost Workers Plc, will be back to
business and continue to milk our nation dry.
Besides, is it not in this same
country with an envious Guinness Book of Records trophy for inconsistent
policies, that several toll gates were dismantled and later brought back for
government business to continue as usual?
Below are the five funny, but
salient questions, Okey Bakassi, the cerebral engineer-turned-entertainer
recently asked Madam Iweala and her boss, Goodluck Jonathan on the Black Berry
platform, a couple of days ago.
First, have they arrested those who
employed ‘ghosts’ when ‘living’ Nigerians don’t have jobs?
Second, have they arrested those who
have been paying or collecting the salaries of these Nigerian ‘ghosts?’
Third, have measures been put in
place to make sure that the ‘ghosts’ that have retired are not collecting
pension?
Fourth, were these ‘ghost’ workers
counted in the last Census?
And lastly from Bakassi, whose daily
broadcasts on social media platforms are highly revered, can ‘living’ Nigerian
youths now take over those 46,821, ‘ghost’ workers jobs?
Truly, the last question makes so
much sense, only that we have a government that does not listen to the voice of
the people. They only listen to the incoherent tunes of their so called (ill)
advisers and cronies.
Just imagine the meaningful impact
46, 000 jobs will make in the lives of the army of unemployed youths, mostly
graduates, who roam the streets daily begging and crying for jobs, in a country
hugely blessed by God but consistently plundered, raped and ravaged by its
rapacious, wicked and worthless warlords.
I will definitely eat my words,
apologise and bury my face in shame if only, Madam Iweala could immediately
provide honest answers that are devoid of political and economic jargons, to
the above teasers posed by Bakassi, my good friend and big brother.
Failure to do so urgently, means her
IPPIS, which they claimed was “meant to enhance efficient personnel cost
planning and budgeting…” will soon fizzle out like several others before it.
(Fuel subsidy probe still on my
mind.)
Lastly, Madam Iweala and her IPPIS
team should know that: “An unusual amount of common sense is something called
wisdom.”
1 comment:
Well, I believe that despite the challenges facing us as a nation, the minister of finance deserves some praise for ensuring that that amount of ghost workers is flushed out of the system.
If we had two of her kind that is passionate. Things would have changed a long time ago.
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